Casino Run

That's what we did for my birthday yesterday. I left the house with zero money and came home with $50. But, Mike gave me $13, so I really didn't win much. The good thing is, I didn't lose anything. That's the beauty of free play. I won a little at High Winds, Buffalo Run, and The Stables. Three places that don't usually pay out a dime. For me, that is. Actually, this was the first time I've ever been in High Winds, but I've heard bad things about them from others who have gone and lost right away. The little building in front of Buffalo Run let me play a long time on $10, but I still walked out with nothing. Mike let me finish out one of his games and it would not go down to zero! He'd only put $3 in it to begin with, and it would get down to .20 cents then hit again back up to $3. He finally made me cash out at $3.60 because it was getting late and we still had to stop at The Stables and Buffalo Run. We got to visit with Diva's husband a while. He came up and told me that I could hit the jackpot if I wanted, he'd let me. Thanks, Paul! I only wish it would have happened.
The Lucky Turtle, nada (and in record time, too, I might add), Eastern Shawnee, zilch ( I did play for longer there, at least) Travel Plaza, zip (it was gone pretty quick, too), and Miami's smallest big casino, nothing. Mike won $45 there, though. I haven't gone to Grand Lake yet because they offer free play the whole month of your birthday and not just the day of. I might try to go there some night this week. They pay $20, too, instead of just $10 like all the rest. Maybe I'll win there, you never know. But, if not, oh, well.
According to a lady at my church who is from Belize, and has never lost her accent, I am now turdy tree years old. Yesterday was my turdy turd birthday. Happy Turdy Turd, Stace!