Silly Goose

You know the song, the song that every parent of a Barney loving toddler knows until the toddler is well into his teens, Down By The Bay. My daughter, ever the spawn of her father, changed the words up a bit today. I heard her walking down the hall at the day care singing these words:

Down by the bay

Where the watermelon grow

Back to my home

Is where I'll go

And if I do

My Mother will say

"Have you ever seen a goose

Dropping a deuce?"

Down by the bay!