Please

This one is for my Hillbilly Mom cyber friend. I'll try my hardest not to piss you off.

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Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,

the courage to change the things I cannot accept,

and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had

to kill today because they pissed me off.

And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on

today as they may be connected to the ass that I may

have to kiss tomorrow.

And help me to remember....

When I'm having a really bad day, and it seems that

people are trying to piss me off, that it takes 42 muscles

to frown and only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell

them to bite me!